The problem is we mistrust our servants enough to believe the story

Federal agents’ visit was a hoax

The UMass Dartmouth student who claimed to have been visited by Homeland Security agents over his request for "The Little Red Book" by Mao Zedong has admitted to making up the entire story. The 22-year-old student tearfully admitted he made the story up to his history professor, Dr. Brian Glyn Williams, and his parents, after being confronted with the inconsistencies in his account. Had the student stuck to his original story, it might never have been proved false. But on Thursday, when the student told his tale in the office of UMass Dartmouth professor Dr. Robert Pontbriand to Dr. Williams, Dr. Pontbriand, university spokesman John Hoey and The Standard-Times, the student added new details. The agents had returned, the student said, just last night. The two agents, the student, his parents and the student's uncle all signed confidentiality agreements, he claimed, to put an end to the matter. But when Dr. Williams went to the student's home yesterday and relayed that part of the story to his parents, it was the first time they had heard it. The story began to unravel, and the student, faced with the truth, broke down and cried. ...

FedEx

Last week I placed an order with Eden Foods (more on what I ordered later). On the 19th, I received a notification from them that my order had shipped and a FedEx tracking number. Actually, the notification said that the order had shipped on the 15th (one day after I placed my order) – I don’t know why they waited so long to inform me. I went to FedEx’s website to track the package and, to my surprise, it was scheduled for delivery that same day. Despite the scheduled delivery, FedEx drove right past the house that day without delivering anything. At about 9PM that night, FedEx stopped saying that it was scheduled for delivery on the 19th. Upon closer inspection, I discovered that my package had actually been “On FedEx vehicle for delivery” since 6:31AM on Dec 17th. About this time I decided that they had probably lost the package and didn’t want to admit it. Why else would the package be sitting on the truck for delivery for over 3 days? The following day, the 20th, the package was still “On FedEx vehicle for delivery,” but there was no scheduled delivery. I saw FedEx drive past the house again. Today, the 21st, the package was finally delivered, but FedEx still says the package is “On FedEx vehicle for delivery” and has no scheduled delivery.

They really need to work on their tracking system.

Keep off the grass

Nick and I saw Aeon Flux today. It was really bad. IMDB gave it 5.3 stars too many.

There was a trailer for Underworld 2, which also looks bad, but involves hot vampires in leather, so it’s forgiven.

Leaded Unleaded

Leaded Unleaded is an Indymedia documentary, freely available online, about a military riot in Beirut, Lebanon in May 2004. I don’t remember hearing anything about this as it happened last year so, for me, it was quite educational.

I’ve mirrored the video here.

NSA not so secure?

Apparently, it’s a piece of cake to walk out of the NSA with classified materials.

Dents shown in NSA armor

At the National Security Agency, removing classified material from its secured Maryland complex may not be as hard as it should be. The surprising revelation from federal prosecutors came as the government brought to trial a former agency employee accused of illegally storing highly sensitive NSA computer manuals in the kitchen of his home, which was raided by the FBI in January 2004. The employee, Kenneth W. Ford Jr., 34, of Waldorf, was charged in U.S. District Court with possessing classified information and making a false statement on a job application for a government contractor. Attorneys made their closing arguments to the jury yesterday afternoon. Jury deliberations are expected to resume this morning. Given the secretive nature of the nation's largest intelligence agency, the trial has provided a rare look inside NSA's Anne Arundel County complex at Fort Meade. Evidence showed surveillance cameras that didn't record, a lack of security guards and a policy of less-than-routine searches of employees' cars. The accused, a former Secret Service agent who once guarded the White House, was reported by a woman he met on an Internet dating site who turned out to have an extensive criminal record. NSA is one of the state's largest employers, with an estimated work force of 15,000 people. The exact number is classified. Analysts focus on eavesdropping, tapping into electronic communications around the world. They live in a closed society where secrecy is a way of life. The acronym has been laughingly referred to as No Such Agency. "It's not called the National Security Agency for nothing," Assistant U.S. Attorney David I. Salem told jurors, adding that the agency held "some of the most sensitive secrets of the United States of America." Like pages torn from a spy novel, testimony showcased the cloak-and-dagger nature of the agency. Some NSA witnesses testified anonymously, using their first name and initial of their last name. Heavily edited documents were shown to jurors, who then had to swear they would keep mum about them. Ford worked for the agency for more than two years, but the exact nature of his job was not revealed yesterday. But two weeks of testimony in open court has shed some light on some alleged gaps in NSA security procedures. At least one witness testified there were no security guards at the "tech" building where Ford is accused of removing the classified documents, according to federal prosecutors. The surveillance video cameras at the building didn't work either, according to court testimony. Vehicles leaving the secured NSA compound are searched randomly but rarely, one witnesses said. And it was entirely possible, prosecutors said, for an employee to have a key to open a gate to a rear loading dock, carry boxes of classified documents into a waiting pickup truck and drive the material home unnoticed. "There isn't enough [security] to stop you from taking out [documents] if you want to," Salem said. Ultimately, the NSA has to trust in the integrity of its employees, he added. ...

Winter Solstice Celebration

I went to the Winter Solstice Celebration in Seattle Center today (I don’t know why they couldn’t get the date right). The fire dancing wasn’t very impressive. There was one person with a flaming sword, which was cool, but, other than that, they just spinned staffs around their heads and had poorly synchronized drummers. But, the World Meditation Ensemble were cool and I got fudge, so it was worth it.

Photos.

Happy Day

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2002687817_webpatriot16.html

The Senate today refused to reauthorize major portions of the USA Patriot Act after critics complained they infringed too much on Americans' privacy and liberty, dealing a huge defeat to the Bush administration and Republican leaders.

I emailed my Senator yesterday, asking her to shoot it down.

Desolate Angel

Last night I finished reading Desolate Angel: Jack Kerouac, the Beat Generation, and America by Dennis McNally (perhaps better known for his biography of the Grateful Dead), a book which I picked up for a few dollars this year at Bumbershoot. I never knew Kerouac had such a depressing life. In fact, it was pretty much over by about 1960. He sure was one strange antisemitic, christian-buddhist, hippie hating, drunk.