I stopped taking photos of myself around the time the word "selfie" entered the popular lexicon.

But the kids tell me that websites like The Instant Gram are all about self-portraits that show off your hot bod. Apparently it is great for one’s sense of personal worth. So I figured I’d dust off that particular skill set. I think I have some real winners.

The Pig Monkey in His Natural Habitat

Bicycle Selfie

The Kids Tell Me It Is All About the Selfie